Wednesday, 12 March 2008

This made me lol

Moving balls?
Haha, yes I mean literally. I feel rather silly talking about this but today in one of my bio classes, my prof (a very young female doctor) was talking bout the male reproductive system. In the middle of it, she starts laughing and tells us that Dr. W (another professor) told her: "If you ever get the chance, look at a male's testicles while he's sleeping. They move. Really, they move." She was laughing but basically gave the assumption that she has verified this.
So I guess they wrinkle up and then expand/smooth out throughout the night? I know it's not funny and it's part of the human body and all but LOL! Who just watches someones balls when they sleep?...on to my next question: has anyone witnessed this? Like with a b/f or something? It seems somewhat magical to me and I am now obsessed with finding normal people, i.e. not bio majors, who have witnessed this without knowing what it was. Hahaha...anybody?

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useyourwords
2008-03-12 04:12 am (local) (link) Track This
I never heard of this. I'm going to watch my boyfriend's balls Thursday night.

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orange_clocks
2008-03-12 04:15 am (local) (link) Track This
I know! I want to watch mine but I keep having this image in my head of him waking up during my sneak peek and thinking I'm crazy, lol. I don't want to get caught in the action.

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useyourwords
2008-03-12 04:19 am (local) (link) Track This
I cannot help but to be excited. It will be like staying up all night on Christmas Eve. Oh god, I hope his balls move.

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colorevrysurfce
2008-03-12 07:08 am (local) (link) Track This
hahaha i laughed so hard when i read your comment.

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ohmetalheart
2008-03-12 04:12 am (local) (link) Track This
lol tmi but i used to sleep with my hand on my exbf's... area... and i think i can remember it happening, but nothing freaky.

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evienelson
2008-03-12 07:13 am (local) (link) Track This
(me too)

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wecelebrate
2008-03-12 04:14 am (local) (link) Track This
the secret's out.

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_jerry_
2008-03-12 04:17 am (local) (link) Track This
LOL. If my boyfriend woke up and saw me, having pulled back the blankets and sitting staring darkly into his lap, possibly with a flashlight, or the glow screen from my cell phone, he'd be really horrified.

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alexsedotcx
2008-03-12 04:23 am (local) (link) Track This
Hahahah that is such a hilarious image

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thrillmeup
2008-03-12 07:11 am (local) (link) Track This
hahahahaahahah oh this made me laugh.

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_arithmetic_
2008-03-12 04:24 am (local) (link) Track This
i've seen this on my boyfriend.. but he wasn't sleeping! i don't remember but i think he may have just gotten out of the shower or just got up? i will ask him later if he remembers~

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_arithmetic_
2008-03-12 04:27 am (local) (link) Track This
and it was hilarious. i have been trying to describe it but it's really hard.. the way you described it probably the best way. it just looks like they're adjusting.. or stretching haha i don't know but it's pretty awesome.

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cleverlines
2008-03-12 04:30 am (local) (link) Track This
i've seen this!
my boyfriend wasn't sleeping though. we'd actually just got done ~doin' it~. i think it happens all the time though.
i actually got a video of it on my camera to prove it to him but he made me delete it. :( maybe i will have to get another one, it's totally awesome.

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aujsayshi
2008-03-12 04:31 am (local) (link) Track This
i've seen them move during "special time" but never while at rest.

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__ohsatellites
2008-03-12 04:34 am (local) (link) Track This
yes ive actually seen them move. :)

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sarahsaysso
2008-03-12 04:37 am (local) (link) Track This
I am very curious now.

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violentcheena
2008-03-12 04:44 am (local) (link) Track This
My boyfriend has given me permission to observe his balls next time he sleeps. "My balls are your balls" he says. Too true, babe. Too true.

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zadrozny
2008-03-12 04:46 am (local) (link) Track This
Hahaha, I'm a bio major so maybe I shouldn't answer? My boyfriends balls move, but it's dependent on the temperature. If it's cold the squish up into his body to get warm and the drop when it's hot.

My ex boyfriend, geez. Need to work on that.

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hunniebunz
2008-03-12 05:05 am (local) (link) Track This
Oh god...I will forever think of this when I hear "drop it like its hot"

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shtrozzberry
2008-03-12 05:19 am (local) (link) Track This
LOL

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__ohsatellites
2008-03-12 05:11 am (local) (link) Track This
i hate that. bf/exbf accidental slips ftl

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orange_clocks
2008-03-12 05:16 am (local) (link) Track This
Well I know with temperature and all but she was saying they go back and forth like that involuntarily while they sleep. Like a whole different process going on or something, lol I don't know.

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bonnets
2008-03-12 06:29 pm (local) (link) Track This
haha my ex explained this to me once.
i kinda thought he was kidding though.

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ladieaj
2008-03-12 04:48 am (local) (link) Track This
i've seen it, it depends on temperature, whether or not we're having sex, if he's freaked out, etc.

hahaha

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awkwardjaws
2008-03-12 04:58 am (local) (link) Track This
aaaaahahahahha i love this post.

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risheh
2008-03-12 05:00 am (local) (link) Track This
I've noticed it when he blows his nose standing up. It's hilarious.

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___accidentally
2008-03-12 06:34 am (local) (link) Track This
Now that's true love! Hahaha

(Actually I am only half-joking.)

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hunniebunz
2008-03-12 05:07 am (local) (link) Track This
Looks like ive got some investigating to do tonight!

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omgbeartrapz
2008-03-12 06:25 am (local) (link) Track This
I've seen it and it makes me lol so bad, balls are hilarious.

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acidgl0ss
2008-03-12 06:48 am (local) (link) Track This
hahahah

yeah it happens !

i think he was dreaming.
i didn't know it happened to everyone else haha.

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thrillmeup
2008-03-12 07:09 am (local) (link) Track This
oh wow i dont' know about that! i didn't know you could feel the spermatic cord in the testis. i had a bf that left me feel it once. i told someone once and they thought that was a pretty odd request.."can i feel your spermatic cord?"
but he seemed pretty okay with it.
Ha.

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mrselfman
2008-03-12 07:16 am (local) (link) Track This
tmi tmi but usually if you keep your hand on them for long enough (without other things happening first haha) you can feel them tightening up and loosening just naturally.
am i the only one who's woken up with my hand down there?? lollll i normally sleep sprawled over his torso and have woken up a few times with my hand down his pants. maybe i was having a really good dream or something

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petite_maelys
2008-03-12 02:09 pm (local) (link) Track This
sometimes after...certain activities with my boyfriend, if i tickle his thigh really high up, one of them will move away from where i'm tickling. like it's scared of my fingers or something. pretty much the most amusing thing ever.

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beautifulskies
2008-03-12 02:58 pm (local) (link) Track This
my bf actually told me to check them out just last week.
he was all "hey my balls can move on their own"
they just kind of slowly shift or something, it reminded me of some kind of sea creature. it was creepy and then hillarious. i couldn't stop watching

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old_king_cole
2008-03-12 03:05 pm (local) (link) Track This
am i the only guy here anymore?

uh, yeah, they move, and they move all the time. it's like they're adjusting their hold or something, haha.

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shortmessage
2008-03-12 06:00 pm (local) (link) Track This
DAMN! I wish you had posted this at least a month ago.. then I'd still have been able to see it. Now, if I start dating someone, I'm pretty sure I'll have to wait a WHILE before I can ask/risk getting caught looking at his balls while he sleeps... I WANNA SEE!!!

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waitresschic
2008-03-12 06:17 pm (local) (link) Track This
I've seen it. If you blow lightly on them they run away. It's hours worth of entertainment. lol

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this is going to sound creepy but i swear it's not
bonnets
2008-03-12 06:33 pm (local) (link) Track This
if you blow on a baby's penis it makes them pee. i do not know from experience personally, but i've seen it. i do not suggest trying. it also works if you blow on their butt though. and then you can aim him at people.

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_indigovertigo
2008-03-12 07:39 pm (local) (link) Track This
Hahahaha, I don't know why but I was thinking about this the other day when I used to giggle about it with my ex... then I throw up a little in my mouth from imagining him naked :/
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